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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 05:01

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

What is the irony of life according to you?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

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{RING} {RING}

After a few moments he returns.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Why do wives cheat on their loyal husbands?

HELLO

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Sure no problem officer.

What are some life hacks for living on your own?

Yes sir it is.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Why are US customs agents so talkative? I cringed hard when a US customs agent asked me if I was on vacation. He doesn’t need to know why I went to another country as long as I am a U.S. citizen.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?